Tagged

I have been tagged by my Purely Plutonic Playmate, Fiona, to list 5 or more things that are weird or unusual about me. A few things popped into my mind quickly, others I had to think about some - got distracted by a fly - and then had to think some more after the foe was vanquished.

1.) I believe there is a monster living inside every dishwasher, and I only find the strength to battle it when the monster is safely shut behind the dishwasher door. Grandma doesn't like me doing this, she says that I scratch her Dishwasher. Well I say that she needs to get rid of the monster. Who else is going to kill it but Waffles the Wonderful?

2.) I can get horrific gas that will clear a room. If I've been in the catfood, I can clear a whole house. It's funny to see the humans all run away with disgusted looks on their faces screaming "Oh GOD!" and "It wasn't me? Was it you? Well if it wasn't you, who? WAFFLES!"

3.) I chase low flying airplanes. How dare they invade my airspace! When I catch one, I'll show it who rules around here.

5.) Anything that squeaks must do so when my mom is on the phone. The more annoying the squeak is, the better.

6.) Cats are not to be in the front window! I help mom enforce this rule by telling on Pepper every time I see in there.

7.) Mom says I have Saddlebags - whatever that means.

8.) Nothing feels better on a hot day than laying on top of the Air Conditioning vent at Grandma and Grandpa's.

9.) When I'm full of energy and mom won't take me outside, I make my own fun and exercise by running circles in the house, and richoting off of the back of the futon. This really freaks the cats out sometimes, but Mom and Dad think it is hilarious.

10.) I adore any alliteration. I'll use it as often as appropriate. It's a poetic technique that I've picked up from Mom. But of course, I've been told to "Always Avoid Alliteration, Always."

Well, there it is. I've come up with 10 things when the challenge was for 5. See mom, I am an over achiever when I want to be. But now it's time for a nap on the futon. I'll squeeze inbetween MeeKeeKee and Pepper and take up the whole futon, so mom can't lay down on it.